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Post by Darth Vader on Jun 22, 2007 0:26:13 GMT -5
The holoprojector rings out clearly. It rings again, then again and a fourth time after that. Finally, after the fifth ring, an immage of the Dark Lord appears. "You have reached the Death Star," he says. "I'm sorry, but I am not in right now. If it is any day of the week between the hours of 5 AM and 12 Midnight, I am out managing the Imperial army. If it is between the hours of 12 Midnight and 5 AM, I am meditating to increase my immense power of the Force... Particularly the Dark Side... You don't know the POWER of the Dark Side! You will turn! You will join us or DIE!
"Erm. Leave your message after the tone."
There is a long beeping noise as the immage dissapears.
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Post by Wes Janson on Jun 22, 2007 15:21:22 GMT -5
There is a crackle and a stiffled giggle as a message is left after the tone. You can't really see that it's Wes Janson, because he stays out of the holoprojector range, maybe a hand or two out of the darkness. But it's definitely his voice.
"I can't believe Luke left this number lying around his room!" A shuffle of flimsy.
"You're so ugly that a Rancor was frightened to death. You're so fat that you could play pool with the planets. Er, that's kinda moot cause I don't think you're fat under there, but go figure. How about...you're so ugly that Darth Vader's helmet's a gorgeous lady in comparison. Oh wait--that's kind of pointless when you're using it on Darth Vader himself."
"Ahem. Is your food coolant system running?"
"Is a Mister I.P. Freely there? Or how bouta Maya Buttreeks?"
Suddenly there is a scuffle as Luke's voice yells, "Wes, what are you doing with my stuff?"
"Whoops, gotta go! It's been a blast, we should do this more often."
One must wonder if Wes had supposed that there was no way that Luke could actually have Vader's number and was doing this as a joke on him. Or maybe he just doesn't care who you are, he'd crank call you. Now for the Emperor's personal number...
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